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Gross Buffet
02:15
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When he enters the ring...
hold ya breath!
When he speaks,
it's gross! Gross! Gross! As a garbage can!!!
Chorus: the gross-o, gross-o, gross buffet!
Gross-o, gross-o, gross buffet!
Gross-o, gross-o, gross buffet!
Ick! Yuck! Ick ick yuck!
Power of the smell!
America says, time to get sweaty!
America says, wrestlers get ready,
for the pitt! The Pitt!
Armpit to your face!
Your welcome! Inhale!
Your welcome, inhale!
Power of the smell!!
Chorus
Nose goes, nose goes Noooooo!
America says, time to get sick!
America says, prepare to puke !
Pin em' down! Pin em' down!
While they squeak! Please! Shower! Shower! Shower!
Let's welcome to the ring, a man with no sense of smell!
"I'm Stone Cold Steve Austin! My hygiene is so awesome ! G.B. Come fight me! I'll wipe you clean"
Your welcome! Inhale!
Your welcome inhale!
Power of the smell!
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Butt Sick
02:17
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Some folks are funny bout their behinds,
getting shy at bathroom time.
We all go number 2!
Chorus: can't go to school today
Buttsick! Buttsick! Buttsick! With the bummer bums!
Don't let a bad butt win !
Call out the ninja you, come on butt let's improve
sing a song while you wash your hands!
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,la, la, la, la, la, la
When nature calls ...
show the butt whose the boss!
Positive thoughts conquer yucky ew!
Chorus: can't go to school to school today!
Butt sick! Butt sick! With the bummer bums!
Don't let bad smells win!
You can be a ninja too!
Come on butt let's improve!
Sing a song while you wash your hands!
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
That's how butt ninjas win! They wash their hands!
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The Sewer Buddies Boston, Massachusetts
The Sewer Buddies is a collective of various Massachusetts musicians, founded by Lindsey Loogie, that collaborate to create comedic children's punk music. We play parties and events and we'll even play your school.
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