Some folks are funny bout their behinds,
getting shy at bathroom time.
We all go number 2!
Chorus: can't go to school today
Buttsick! Buttsick! Buttsick! With the bummer bums!
Don't let a bad butt win !
Call out the ninja you, come on butt let's improve
sing a song while you wash your hands!
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la,la, la, la, la, la, la
When nature calls ...
show the butt whose the boss!
Positive thoughts conquer yucky ew!
Chorus: can't go to school to school today!
Butt sick! Butt sick! With the bummer bums!
Don't let bad smells win!
You can be a ninja too!
Come on butt let's improve!
Sing a song while you wash your hands!
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la!
That's how butt ninjas win! They wash their hands!
credits
from Gross Buffet / Butt Sick,
released June 19, 2017
Andrew Armpit on rhythm guitar
Jordan Barf Brains on lead guitar
Belly Button Joel on bass
Lindsey Loogie drums, vocals
Mixed and recorded by Bobby The Bert
Art by Killian McAssey
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